I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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