been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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