so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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