i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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