I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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