I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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