how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think your dad took our porno
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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