my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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