Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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