About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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