is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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