Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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