im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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