My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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