dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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