I need to stop coming to work sober
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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