the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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