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If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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