you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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