But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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