She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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