he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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