I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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