try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
my being single is dangerous.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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