So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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