How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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