They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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