i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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