you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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