I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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