I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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