I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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