Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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