tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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