I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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