Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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