this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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