You smell like stripper and shame
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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