We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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