Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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