She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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