So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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