AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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