Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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