She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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