As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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