Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
and she was petting her beer can
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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