She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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