Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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