first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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