She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize