awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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