Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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