I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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