I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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