What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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