gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.