id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.