Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!