3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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